Those detox drinks for sale at headshops only work in LESS THAN 50% OF CASES
Every drug is metabolized differently and every metabolite is tested for differently- YOU NEED DIFFERENT SOLUTIONS FOR DIFFERENT DRUGS
DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY AND FAIL YOUR TEST ON TOP OF IT- CALL ME TODAY FOR A CONSULTATION AND IF YOU LIVE IN DALLAS FORT WORTH AREA I CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH SPECIALIZED DETOX DRINKS FOR YOUR DRUG USE PATTERN, AGE, WEIGHT, HEIGHT, TYPE OF TEST
469-556-4597
CALL ME - I CAN CONSULT YOU ON THE BEST PLAN OF ATTACK TO PREPARE YOU
I CAN GET YOU DETOXED IN A FEW HOURS IN MOST CASES
MEET WITH YOU IN DALLAS, SHIP YOU THE PRODUCTS ELSEWHERE, OR GIVE YOU ALL OF THE TIPS AND TRICKS TO PASS A DRUG TEST WITH A PHONE CONSULTATION
469-556-4597
Dilution works in some cases but most courts and jobs now consider a diluted urine test as a positive or FAILED TEST
There are different cutoff levels for each substance tested for so it is easier to dilute for some drugs than others
WHY DO I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
I'M AN EXPERT BECAUSE....
I HAVE BEEN TAKING DRUG TESTS FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS AND SO I HAVE LEARNED A LOT ABOUT THEM
I STARTED MAKING MY OWN PRODUCTS ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO
A FEW YEARS AGO I STARTED A DRUG TESTING COMPANY - NATURALLY, I LEARNED ABOUT EVERY TYPE OF TEST FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE SPECTRUM
I HAVE PERFORMED EXPERIMENTS WITH MY PRODUCTS AND FORMULAS ON OVER 1,000 TESTS
NOW I'M USING MY KNOWLEDGE TO HELP YOU PASS YOUR DRUG TEST AND GET THAT JOB THAT YOU DESERVE - OR STAY OUT OF JAIL
THERE ARE 3 MAIN WAYS TO PASS A URINE TEST
1. DILUTE THE SAMPLE ENOUGH WITHOUT IT LOOKING DILUTE OR TESTING DILUTE
-----I CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH THE DETOX DRINKS AND DRUG MASKING DRINKS THAT WILL MAKE YOU PASS FOR THE SPECIFIC DRUG YOU'VE BEEN USING
------I CAN TAKE YOUR HEIGHT AND WEIGHT, PREPARE A SPECIALIZED, CUSTOM DETOX DRINK SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU THAT WILL HELP YOU TEST IN RANGE, NOT DILUTE, FOR CREATININE (NOT CREATINE), PH, SPECIFIC GRAVITY ETC
------METH DETOX DRINKS FOR SALE
------MARIJUANA/THC DETOX DRINKS FOR SALE
------COCAINE DETOX DRINKS FOR SALE
------OPIATE DETOX DRINKS FOR SALE
------BENZO DETOX DRINKS FOR SALE
------AMPHETAMINE DETOX DRINKS FOR SALE
EACH DETOX DRINK NEEDS TO BE FORMULATED WITH DIFFERENT INGREDIENTS (SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN) IN ORDER TO WORK AND DETOXIFY OR MASK CERTAIN DRUGS- I HAVE RUN EXPERIMENTS ON OVER 1,000 DRUG TESTS
2. USE CLEAN URINE
The problem with this is that if they're watching you you won't be able to do it. If they do catch you it's a felony.
The Solution is I have custom made equipment to hide the urine on your body and can coach you on how to sueeze it down the tube under your dick n balls without them catching you.
I HAVE POWDERED URINE AND CLEAN HUMAN URINE FOR SALE IN DALLAS
I HAVE MODERN DAY WHIZZINATORS _ (EQUIPMENT BETTER THAN A FAKE DICK ACTUALLY), THAT CAN HELP YOU STORE< KEEP WARM< AND FUNNEL DOWN A TUBE INTO THE DRUG TEST CUP - WHIZZINATOR FOR SALE IN DALLAS / FAKE PEE FOR SALE WITH EQUIPMENT AND HEAT PADS
3. ADULTERATE IT
They test for most adulterants these days
I Have ADULTERANTS THAT THEY HAVENT FOUND TESTS FOR YET - eACH DRUG HAS A DIFFERENT URINE ADDDITIVE THAT MASKS THE METABOLITE, DESTROYS THE METABOLITE, BINDS TO THE METABOLITE, OR BRINGS THE METABOLITE BELOW DETECTION
ADDITIVES FOR SALE:
COCAINE URINE FORMULA - PASS A DRUG SCREEN CUP FOR COCAINE
THC/MARIJUANA URINE ADDITIVES - PASS A DRUG SCREEN FOR THC
OPIATES URINE FORMULA - PASS A DRUG SCREEN FOR OPIATES WITH MY SCIENTIFICALLY ADVANCED URINE ADDITIVE FORMULA SPECIFICALLY TO MAKE OPIATES UNDETECTABLE IN URINE - THE NEW IMPROVED BETTER, UNDETECTABLE TEST CLEAR, URINE AID, FOR SALE BU IT IN DALLAS
BENZODIAZEPINE URINE FORMULA - PASS A DRUG TEST FOR BENZODIAZEPINES
-----EACH BENZO IS METABOLIZED DIFFERENTLY
-----XANAX STAYS IN YOUR SYSTEM THE SHORTEST AT A FEW DAYS TO A COUPLE WEEKS
-----CLONAZEPAM AND DIAZEPAM CAN STAY FOR 3 WEEKS OR MORE
PASS A HAIR TEST - HAIR FOLLICLE TESTS
I HAVE A FORMULA BETTER THAN ANY FORMULA ONLINE, BETTER THAN THAT GIMMICK SHAMPOO ALOE RID THAT IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOME BULLSHIT MAGIC INGREDIENT IN THE "ORIGINAL FORMULA"
I HAVE TIPS AND TRICKS TO HELP YOU PASS A HAIR TEST BASED ON YOUR COLOR OF HAIR, LENGTH OF HAIR, ETC.
I HAVE A SPECIALIZED MULTI-PART HAIR DETOX FORMULA THAT OPENS THE FOLLICLE TO ALLOW THE INNER FOLLICLE TO BE DETOXIFIED AND CLEANED, THEN METABOLITES ARE ATTACKED AND BROKEN DOWN THEN THEY ARE CLEANSED AWAY.
THEN THE PH OF THE HAIR IS BROUGHT BACK AND THE FOLLICLE IS CLOSED
PRODUCTS
3 PART HAIR DETOX - LOCAL OR DELIVER
1. HAIR DETOX CLEANSING SHAMPOO - TOXIN RID
2. EXFOLIATING HAIR TREATMENT
3. HAIR DETOX MASK
************
3-7 PART HAIR DETOX FORMULA FOR SALE IN DALLAS OR OVER THE PHONE I CAN COACH YOU ON HOW TO DO IT AND WHAT INGREDIENTS TO BUY
************
I CAN SELL YOU THE 3-PART FORMULA TO PASS A HAIR FOLLICLE TEST WITH CONSULTATION
AVAILABLE FOR PICKUP LOCALLY IN DALLAS
AVAILABLE FOR SHIPMENT OVERNIGHT IF NEEDED
CALL NOW
469-556-4597
DISCLAIMER; THIS INFORMATION IS SOLELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. DO NOT BREAK THE LAW. DO NOT DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL. DO NOT TRY TO PASS ANY TEST WITH AN ILLEGAL METHOD. FOR USE ON PERSONAL TESTS ONLY
DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY AND FAIL YOUR TEST ON TOP OF IT- CALL ME TODAY FOR A CONSULTATION AND IF YOU LIVE IN DALLAS FORT WORTH AREA I CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH SPECIALIZED DETOX DRINKS FOR YOUR DRUG USE PATTERN, AGE, WEIGHT, HEIGHT, TYPE OF TEST
469-556-4597
CALL ME - I CAN CONSULT YOU ON THE BEST PLAN OF ATTACK TO PREPARE YOU
I CAN GET YOU DETOXED IN A FEW HOURS IN MOST CASES
MEET WITH YOU IN DALLAS, SHIP YOU THE PRODUCTS ELSEWHERE, OR GIVE YOU ALL OF THE TIPS AND TRICKS TO PASS A DRUG TEST WITH A PHONE CONSULTATION
469-556-4597
Dilution works in some cases but most courts and jobs now consider a diluted urine test as a positive or FAILED TEST
There are different cutoff levels for each substance tested for so it is easier to dilute for some drugs than others
WHY DO I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
I'M AN EXPERT BECAUSE....
I HAVE BEEN TAKING DRUG TESTS FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS AND SO I HAVE LEARNED A LOT ABOUT THEM
I STARTED MAKING MY OWN PRODUCTS ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO
A FEW YEARS AGO I STARTED A DRUG TESTING COMPANY - NATURALLY, I LEARNED ABOUT EVERY TYPE OF TEST FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE SPECTRUM
I HAVE PERFORMED EXPERIMENTS WITH MY PRODUCTS AND FORMULAS ON OVER 1,000 TESTS
NOW I'M USING MY KNOWLEDGE TO HELP YOU PASS YOUR DRUG TEST AND GET THAT JOB THAT YOU DESERVE - OR STAY OUT OF JAIL
THERE ARE 3 MAIN WAYS TO PASS A URINE TEST
1. DILUTE THE SAMPLE ENOUGH WITHOUT IT LOOKING DILUTE OR TESTING DILUTE
-----I CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH THE DETOX DRINKS AND DRUG MASKING DRINKS THAT WILL MAKE YOU PASS FOR THE SPECIFIC DRUG YOU'VE BEEN USING
------I CAN TAKE YOUR HEIGHT AND WEIGHT, PREPARE A SPECIALIZED, CUSTOM DETOX DRINK SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU THAT WILL HELP YOU TEST IN RANGE, NOT DILUTE, FOR CREATININE (NOT CREATINE), PH, SPECIFIC GRAVITY ETC
------METH DETOX DRINKS FOR SALE
------MARIJUANA/THC DETOX DRINKS FOR SALE
------COCAINE DETOX DRINKS FOR SALE
------OPIATE DETOX DRINKS FOR SALE
------BENZO DETOX DRINKS FOR SALE
------AMPHETAMINE DETOX DRINKS FOR SALE
EACH DETOX DRINK NEEDS TO BE FORMULATED WITH DIFFERENT INGREDIENTS (SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN) IN ORDER TO WORK AND DETOXIFY OR MASK CERTAIN DRUGS- I HAVE RUN EXPERIMENTS ON OVER 1,000 DRUG TESTS
2. USE CLEAN URINE
The problem with this is that if they're watching you you won't be able to do it. If they do catch you it's a felony.
The Solution is I have custom made equipment to hide the urine on your body and can coach you on how to sueeze it down the tube under your dick n balls without them catching you.
I HAVE POWDERED URINE AND CLEAN HUMAN URINE FOR SALE IN DALLAS
I HAVE MODERN DAY WHIZZINATORS _ (EQUIPMENT BETTER THAN A FAKE DICK ACTUALLY), THAT CAN HELP YOU STORE< KEEP WARM< AND FUNNEL DOWN A TUBE INTO THE DRUG TEST CUP - WHIZZINATOR FOR SALE IN DALLAS / FAKE PEE FOR SALE WITH EQUIPMENT AND HEAT PADS
3. ADULTERATE IT
They test for most adulterants these days
I Have ADULTERANTS THAT THEY HAVENT FOUND TESTS FOR YET - eACH DRUG HAS A DIFFERENT URINE ADDDITIVE THAT MASKS THE METABOLITE, DESTROYS THE METABOLITE, BINDS TO THE METABOLITE, OR BRINGS THE METABOLITE BELOW DETECTION
ADDITIVES FOR SALE:
COCAINE URINE FORMULA - PASS A DRUG SCREEN CUP FOR COCAINE
THC/MARIJUANA URINE ADDITIVES - PASS A DRUG SCREEN FOR THC
OPIATES URINE FORMULA - PASS A DRUG SCREEN FOR OPIATES WITH MY SCIENTIFICALLY ADVANCED URINE ADDITIVE FORMULA SPECIFICALLY TO MAKE OPIATES UNDETECTABLE IN URINE - THE NEW IMPROVED BETTER, UNDETECTABLE TEST CLEAR, URINE AID, FOR SALE BU IT IN DALLAS
BENZODIAZEPINE URINE FORMULA - PASS A DRUG TEST FOR BENZODIAZEPINES
-----EACH BENZO IS METABOLIZED DIFFERENTLY
-----XANAX STAYS IN YOUR SYSTEM THE SHORTEST AT A FEW DAYS TO A COUPLE WEEKS
-----CLONAZEPAM AND DIAZEPAM CAN STAY FOR 3 WEEKS OR MORE
PASS A HAIR TEST - HAIR FOLLICLE TESTS
I HAVE A FORMULA BETTER THAN ANY FORMULA ONLINE, BETTER THAN THAT GIMMICK SHAMPOO ALOE RID THAT IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOME BULLSHIT MAGIC INGREDIENT IN THE "ORIGINAL FORMULA"
I HAVE TIPS AND TRICKS TO HELP YOU PASS A HAIR TEST BASED ON YOUR COLOR OF HAIR, LENGTH OF HAIR, ETC.
I HAVE A SPECIALIZED MULTI-PART HAIR DETOX FORMULA THAT OPENS THE FOLLICLE TO ALLOW THE INNER FOLLICLE TO BE DETOXIFIED AND CLEANED, THEN METABOLITES ARE ATTACKED AND BROKEN DOWN THEN THEY ARE CLEANSED AWAY.
THEN THE PH OF THE HAIR IS BROUGHT BACK AND THE FOLLICLE IS CLOSED
PRODUCTS
3 PART HAIR DETOX - LOCAL OR DELIVER
1. HAIR DETOX CLEANSING SHAMPOO - TOXIN RID
2. EXFOLIATING HAIR TREATMENT
3. HAIR DETOX MASK
************
3-7 PART HAIR DETOX FORMULA FOR SALE IN DALLAS OR OVER THE PHONE I CAN COACH YOU ON HOW TO DO IT AND WHAT INGREDIENTS TO BUY
************
I CAN SELL YOU THE 3-PART FORMULA TO PASS A HAIR FOLLICLE TEST WITH CONSULTATION
AVAILABLE FOR PICKUP LOCALLY IN DALLAS
AVAILABLE FOR SHIPMENT OVERNIGHT IF NEEDED
CALL NOW
469-556-4597
DISCLAIMER; THIS INFORMATION IS SOLELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. DO NOT BREAK THE LAW. DO NOT DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL. DO NOT TRY TO PASS ANY TEST WITH AN ILLEGAL METHOD. FOR USE ON PERSONAL TESTS ONLY
